Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies!
Gamer, from Atari 2600 to PS3.
Posts tagged Holy Grail
-Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
-Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn’t you?
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
If I went ‘round sayin’ I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
-What? Ridden on a horse?
-You’re using coconuts!
-You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ ‘em together.
-So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through…
-Where’d you get the coconuts?
-We found them.
-Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical!
-What do you mean?
-Well, this is a temperate zone
-The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
-Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
-Not at all. They could be carried.
-What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
-It could grip it by the husk!
-It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
-Cut down a tree with a herring? It can’t be done.
-AHHHHHH! Don’t say that word!
-I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
-How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what it is?
-AHHHHHH! He said it again!
-No, not “is”. Wouldn’t get very far in life not saying “is.”