Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies!
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Posts tagged Holy Grail
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Keep your head warm with this awesome Knights of Ni plush hat
It’s $39.95, and it would look great while you’re out looking for SHRUBBERY.
Terry Gilliam’s personal archive is slowly being posted online, thanks to the filmmaker’s daughter. Above, original artwork for Monty Python & the Holy Grail’s animation sequences.
The Rabbit of Caerbannog is Camelot’s Reckoning, for it is a silly place.
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-Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
-Bloody peasant!
-Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn’t you?
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
If I went ‘round sayin’ I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
And now, some french hospitality.
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-What? Ridden on a horse?
-Yes!
-You’re using coconuts!
-What?
-You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ ‘em together.
-So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through…
-Where’d you get the coconuts?
-We found them.
-Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical!
-What do you mean?
-Well, this is a temperate zone
-The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
-Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
-Not at all. They could be carried.
-What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
-It could grip it by the husk!
-It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
-Cut down a tree with a herring? It can’t be done.
-AHHHHHH! Don’t say that word!
-What word?
-I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
-How can we not say the word if you don’t tell us what it is?
-AHHHHHH! He said it again!
-What,”is?”
-No, not “is”. Wouldn’t get very far in life not saying “is.”
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